This is a little service I provide from time to time just for the ladies. Think of it as twitterpation therapy.
(from the "Previews" page of upcoming models from Reaper Miniatures)
Girls, I can about promise you this fine eligible bachelor won't ever be seen at any emo club wearing your jeans, nor will you ever have to worry about him reading Elf Eye For The Orc Guy.
Yeah..I like my orcs like I like my coffee... hot, black, strong, and three times a day!
Mmmm.... beeeeefcake..... *sigh*